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If you would like to book an act, we welcome musical acts,
comedy, short dramatic works, and all varieties of tasteful erotica.
Just contact Benedick in advance so he can schedule time for
you on his "Casting Couch" and arrangements will be made.

2003

July

  • Marcus Vater impersonator (one-time-only performance)
  • Famous Politicians of the World of Darkness...
    Garou: Janet Reno
    Demon: John Ashcroft
    Risen: Strom Thurmond

    June

  • Stitch impersonator (one-time-only performance)
  • Lower-Aristocratic Rumble:
    Exhibition Match: Dueling Banjos (to the death)
    Exhibition Match: Yanni Vs. Kenny G. (Roman gladiator rules)
    Exhibition Match: Gilbert Godfried Vs. 20 Ravenous Crows
    Exhibition Match: The MSN Butterfly Vs. The AOL Logo Guy

    May

  • Gary Young
  • The Laziest Men on Mars
  • Freakshow Showdown:
    Exhibition Match: Abraham Lincoln Vs. Sporty Spice
    Exhibition Match: Stephen Hawking Vs. Vin Diesel (in a vat of pudding)
    Exhibition Match: Cletus R. Cornhole Vs. Reinhold Jones
    Exhibition Match: Benedick Vs. Chinese Finger-Trap (to the death)

    April

  • T.A.T.u.
  • Tattoo from Fantasy Island
  • Lydia the Tattooed Lady, opening the Friday Freak Show including...
    Torso Boy
    Baxter, the Bucket o' Gibs
    Patrick "Good thing I made up another character tonight" Carney
    Bri and her Dancing Rugs
    Bill, The Amazing Combustible Neonate
    Jill, The Amazing Comestible Neonate
    Exhibition Match: Slightly Irregular Clone of Dom Deluise Vs. Carnivorous Gingerbread Man
    Exhibition Match: Josh (Andrew and Suzy's Infant) Vs. Zombie Ghandi
    Exhibition Match: Turdburglar Jr. Vs. Seņor Manboy

    March

  • Philadelphia Philharmonic Orchestra
  • Phantom Pangolin
  • James Updike and the Cannabalistic Liberal-Ass Republicans (JUCLAR)

    February

  • Disturbd
  • The Minibosses

    January

  • Primus
  • Hadassah Wax

     


    2002
    December
  • The Cure
  • Group X